"up"

12.09pm Beth: get up.
12.10pm Rob: shut up.
12.11pm Beth: man up.
12.12pm Rob: giddy up.

12.13pm Beth: that's just rude.

dawn...

Today it dawned upon my lovely little brain that in one weeks time I shall be in Mozamique. Now that, my pals, is far. Not only is it a different country, a different continent, a different language and the other side of the equator, it is also sunny. wonder what that's like....

x

Alas!

The time has come where one whom cares very much for the wellbeing of this blog to be maintained, must maintain it.



So. I'm Schmellon. You can call me Dave. Or Helen.

I'm the same person as Bethany. Our latest conversation consisted of



"HELEN HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR TEETH?"



"No."



"CLEAN YOUR TEETH"



"I'm writing a blog."



"Ok."





Bethany is a beautiful 18 year old who doesn't know what an alcopop is and just did the most manliest phloegmmy (FLEMMY) spit in the sink upstairs.



"You are making it funny aren't you?"



Uhm okay. So, a blind man, a nun and a yacht owner walk into a tree. Ouch.



Males of athletic build, 6.2, submissive...apply within.


P.S. I have not any intention of cleaning my teeth.

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PM

yep.

you guessed it.

I am now the Prime Minister.

x

liking this...

made me smile :o)

Steve's Birthday!!!

Happy birthday to Steeeeve
Happy Birthday to Steeeeve
Happy birthday tooooo Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve
Happy birthday to Steve.

What's that? It's steve's birthday?
Steve is my flute/sax teacher. Ronald made the lovely and never-before-heard joke about me going to my "sex" (sax) lesson. Har har.

decided not to do musical instrument examinations to avoid learning scales. score!

Sooooo... last night was Ikon and how very marvellous it was too. God was there, I was there, what more could you possibly want.
Healing, saving, praying, singing, crying..... the whole shebang. marvy. Although there were a few "The drums are confusing me" moments...

Don't you just love it when you feel God like right next to you, practically sitting on your head? It's a good feeling :o)

Naturally I was dreading today because its a monday and I don't like mondays. tell me why. I don't like mondays. Tell me why. I don't like, I don't like I don't like Mondays...... if you don't know the song I just look like a moron with an unquenchable need to repeat myself.
Turned out to not be too bad though. read the newspaper in a free, then again in another unexpected free. Bought starbursts. Ate them. had luncheon avec the very beautiful Ms Leswell which you can't beat really :o)

Beginning to realise how far 300 miles is.Also beginning to wonder whether it's actually physically possible. For me. It's obviously possible for the wonder that is Daniel Nichols. But he appears to be a cycling god.

I am no such thing.

hmmmmm.

All those mmmmmm's just reminded me that Rob can do that thing where you say rrrrrrr and it comes out as rrrrrrrrr or in my case rpffffffff. not fair.

and on that note of wisdom.

Goodbye xx

legs. have. fallen. off.

Yo gang

So. It's Saturday. Happy Saturday.
Woke up.Work. BLABLA BLA.

Got home.

Went INSANE.

Went RUNNING.


huh?!?!?!?!?

Crazy madness... all will become clear at a later date...

x

nice song for laughs :o)

Silence...

Hey! So I've got some exciting things to tell you.

first off, that thing that i wanted to tell you and was really excited about but wasn't allowed to tell you is that I have got a new moggy :o)

Her name is Emma and she is beautiful. She's crazy and also a little bit insane but she is lovely and I hope you can love her as much as me :o)

The other thing is....

Today is the day of my 24 hour sponsored silence. that;'s right. SILENCE.

we started at 9.15am this morning and will finish at 9.15am tomorrow morning (hence the 24 hour thing...) Me and Sujata are shutting up to raise money for our trip to Nepal and so far all is going according to plan with the exception of one hiccup each. Bargain.

I hope you are having a lovely weeketh so fareth. I have set a record for myrself this week. I've got an A grade every single day. Whats that I hear you say? Nerd? Well you're just jealous. And don't worry, there were people who got higher A's so its ll dandy I'm not the nerdiest :o)

just had lasagne. burnt my tongue. couldn't yell out "owww!" because that would be being not silent.

I prepared some pre-prepared answers for today and they have come in extremely useful, especially the one that says "DO NOT VOTE CONSERVATIVE". and also "Help! Fire!"

I joke. but only about the fire...

ok work to do now. work obviously meaning researching spa's for my birthday day out with the gorgeous thing that it Helen Leswell. Love you you awesome thing!

chao x

Just another musical Monday

Guess who.

Dr. Who.

oh. my. life. the weeping angels. shudder.

so today is monday (not nomday as i nearly typed. although I do prefer that...)
It is my sister Lily's birthday. bought her some shorts and a mug, one can never have too many mugs I feel.

went out for tea, then home for cake, stuck a sticker on her dressing gown... all in all it was good :o)

sax and flute teacher wants me to do sax and flute exams. not pleased by this. time to 'lose' my instruments for a period of approximately a year...

world dev was boring. lots of writing involved. don't tend to like anything that involves working nowadays. im getting knackered with old age....

music we had a rehearsal for the gig which is erm THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. not even slightly joking, getting a bit panicky.... only because I have no idea what to wear. Presently I will be looking like a frumpy thing in my work trousers. stunner.

news! Joely is coming home on wednesday! mutti is well chuffed. he better have got me a prezzie.

emilys shouting. new. she needs a mute button.

oh oh oh!!!! I got an A in my english coursework! you have no idea how awesome that is. it is the best thing that's happened since this morning when I ate a really nice apple. I deffinitely deserve some form of reward. like a mansion.

so tomorrow is tuesday. it is recording day. that's right. we are making an album... lets see how THAT goes shall we!

one day I might actually write something inspiring and lifechanging on here. Today is not that day. Helen manages to write thought provoking and deep things on her blog. I should take a how-to-write-thought-provoking-and-deep-things-workshop from her. yes. that would work.

infact

ill book one now.

byebye sweetie

xxx

p.s.

in a tres and vair gut mood hence the funky piccy x

i fell down a hill today. what is with that?! my lovely slim not-fat-at-all-in-any-way-shape-or-form (note the sarcasm) are now destroyed and filled with denim fluff. rank.

but on the brightside I only had two lectures today. score :o)

and also discovered some new singer types.

work tomorooooo. yayness. lets get out there and sell those sundries people!!!

here's one of the singer types for you to enjoy.

goodnight x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mULa8WxTa4&NR=1

hi gang

thought I'd better lighten things up as theyve been a bit solemn around here latey!
so today has been lush. sun. friends. ice cream. more sun. bit more ice cream.
feeling very fatted up. thinking about going for a run. it will probably never happen. ever. we'll see...

so my lil bro Hobey is stuck in south africa due to the volcanic ash explosion... which blatantly isnt even vaguely real... can't see it people... hellooooo... are we all mad?!?! apparently yes.

For a thursday its actually been quite relaxing. friday tomoro and my lecture of the world development variety had been cancelled which means i finish at 12.10!!! i have fun packed day ahead of me i can tell you. well. no actually i can't tell you. but i'll tell you when i can tell you .... :o)

its half eigth and the sun is still awake. nice nice.

so! Next wednesday is my Final Major Project for my music award qualification. essentially its a massive concert and I want YOU vanilla face to be in attendance :oD

Hopefully should be some fun times occuring and we'll get some money for charity too. always a goody.

for now mon pals, au revoir, and I shall see you, erm..... in the future....???

bubi x

My Isla Cat Puss x

hi guys long time no seeeee

I've been meaning to blog for about a week but couldn't quite feel the vibes. You see I have some very very sad news. My much loved Isla Cat Puss has moved on to a better place with shrews galore to chase and a distinct lack of greyhounds. She and her sunny disposition and beautiful beautiful cat puss ness are free to roam the skys :o) I will miss her very much for as you all know she was a very special moggy. I love you my Isla Cat Puss:o)

So this change of erm status(?) presented me with a problem as to blog names, but I have decided I shall keep it as the marvellous Isla Cat Puss and the Cupcakes in memory of my beloved snuggly mog :o)

Lots of love

Beth x

Bus Bedlam

So today, right, the usually very relaxing and totally undangerous bus ride to college entered into new realms of excitement and adventure.

we all gathered at our usual spec under the g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s bus station a la truro and got on the bus, just like a normal day. except it was no normal day. it was exam results day which three people told me even before 8.30. ridiculous. anyway, there we were, on the bus, standing up because the paparazzi were there as normal trying to get my autograph and bla bla bla.... the bus started to reverse. then occurred crash number one. we reversed into another bus and then got stuck in what i call 'the big dip'. its basically a big dip in the road that buses get stuck in. then spent 5 minutes going "oooh", "ahhhh", "what if the bus explodes?" "what if we have to walk to college? my feet will fall off!" and also, "they should invent a waterproof pedometer for swimming."

before you ask, it'sok, we did survive.

after all the oohing and ahhing we set off. all was going well until we bumped into a bollard. not a sheep. a bollard. it's ok we survived that too, but by this point we were all slightly in fear for our lives and there was eye rolling etc.

it all went well for another few metres and then we caught a curb. people were starting to get their life jackets out of their backpacks and subtly put them on, whilst trying desperately to look cool and not like lemons.

then it all went well for a seemingly long time. managed to actualy hold an entire conversation about music tutors and then the very unexpected happened. we didnt even crash. we just stopped. in the middle of the road. just stopped.and the bus driver just... got off...???
call me crazy but I thought the bus drivers job was to... drive the bus... i know im young foolish and inexperienced at life but still...

so the now-very-late-for-college-students all decided that we would have a little bit of a revolution. with one swift movement we all arose like a tidal wave and with a loud cry of 'forwaaaard march!' got off the bus, en masse, and marched to college, lifejackets and all.

fortunately, our feet did not fall off and we arrived safely at our destination.

yippee yippee

The End.

p.s. the sun was lush today and beach is on le agenda for tomorooooo :oD

Bliss

There is nothing on telly. well, obviously there's stuff on telly but its all rubbish. all of it. except survivors but that's too scary for lil Bethy. So... watching Taylor Swift's top 20 on Bliss. living life the full...she's actually got quite good taste in regards to the musical scene.

Emily's loving it, singing along to all the beatz. (note the 'z'). Found out this week that the very gorgeous Miss Swift is a roman catholic. insane?!?!?! quite pleased she'll be at the eternal rave in l'heaven though.

So anyway, I thought i'd update this bloggity thingamy as a certain Mr Flip Davey informed me that le blog was, what he calls, out of date, so this is for you Flip. And yes, I have designed a poster for our lil gig :o)

So, today and yesterday and still continuing was/is Kate Bentley's birthday!!! not any birthday neither. 18!!!!! congrats for making it to being an oldie dude :o) I miss her very much and would quite like to go to Australian land and sing her a merry birthday. Love you sweetie :o)

Oh! yesterday was the rave that is always, the orthodontist. I had the shortest waiting time since my records began! only had to wait 45 minutes! I was amazed. In shock even. The brace face has been upgraded. There is now an elastics band.
yes, an elastic band. ??? quite ouchy but imsure soon enough my mouth will either just fall off or become completely numb from the pain so I should stop moaning really.

In conclusion, here's a lovely lil bit of Miss Swift to keep you entertained.

Lots of love kittykat. xx

lovey dovey day

By jove harry you are looking splendid!
tis that time of year again when cupid is fully making use of his extreme archery skills. happy valentines day everybody.

ok so, since last time i wrote to you all, it has been the mozambique ball!
twas a night of fun and many a laugh, and today me and emily fought over a scarf.
Mary is older as twas her birthday, and I have received another slip for my pay.
Juliet and Tim-oh-thy are 'husband' and 'wife', now they have to put up with eachother for 'life.'
Tis Ikon tonight, and half term's on it's way, we shall go out and rave until almost the next day.

By Beth.

Here are some piccies from the ball to keep you entertained, and so that you can see me at my best.

we raised lots of moneys which is always nice. I won a bid at the auction! how cool am i?!

the ruby is on whicih means that no-one is allowed to talk or have a massage unless it is rugby related. There I was, massaging emily's back and dad said 'stop being an idiot.'
I said 'I'm not being an idiot. I'm giving her a massage.'
He said 'That's not a massage. You are hitting her with a sock.'

rugby >> they wear socks >> massage. it was rugby related!!!!

and on that bombshell we have to end. goodnight. enjoy your roses and chocolates. and chocolate roses.

kiss kiss mwah mwah xx
P.s. the grooving groovster that is my sister Emily wishes you all a valentine's snog.
p.p.s. mum and dad are watching rugby whilst wearing their sexy grey jumpers. tres cool...

crazy love love

Oh. My. Goose.

You will not believe what has happened.

well actually, if you have any brain at all you will actually believe it. as we have all seen it coming for at least two milenia.

Kate (yes, the one that lives in Australia)

and Pete (yes, the one that lives in Scotland)

are finally going out. no joke. "from opposite sides of the world? they're crazy." I hear you say. but no. this shall be a beautiful thing which I call love. how appropriate. as it is valentines day this year! x

also. Joel just told me a rather brilliant but long winded joke about plastic parrots. I laughed more at the second line than I did at the punch line but hey. who can't laugh at parrots?!

work was boring. went to chav world. rang emily after work and said "where are you" she said "in chav world." the employee next to her glared apparently... I bought (by which I mean mum bought for me) stuff for the gym. yes, the gym. and also a swimming cozzie. woop woop.

and i have just spent the last hour or so downloading new fonts. how exciting is that?! and im nto even being sarcastic. I'm loving the font-downloadage.

news just in. Fiona is also now exiled from the world of the singles. good goodly for her :o) im getting a bit sad no among all the happiness. I want a boy fin. get me boy fin. boy fin boy fin boy fin.

we got a wii fit balance board because we're cool. and also, I played basket ball without a wrist strap. because I am hard core.

ok got to make cards now vanilla face.

x

insanity

A very soggy hello to you

Today, was the first day, of my brand new exercise regime. I awoke to the dark and damp morn, and after searching for the escap-ed Bamber, headed off to the bus stop at 7.20am. Met sexy Claire and we went swimming. Before college. I did twenty lengths and everything, all be it in the slow line but hey. Soon I shall be an olympic swimmer. Yes mayte.

College was a bit boring, but Kim passed her driving test first time today!!!! how amazing is she. And it was also her birthday yesterday bless her. She's so very lovely. Speaking of lovely, tomorrow is the day that Kate Bentley leaves us for the land of Oz once again. I shall miss having the option of ringing her at anytime of day for free. Sad face. Skype is the way forward though methinks.

Guideas was cool beans. We made a baby Jesus (amongst other things) out of newspaper :o) I got a limited edition centenary guiding mug. Jealous? You should be. It's finest bone china and everything. Then, after Guideios, Jo brought me home, as per usual.We had our weekly talk about ... erm.... something... and then I got out of the car to face to storm. But there was a noise. One of those noises, that only women hear. The sound of 'ssssssssss'. yes. it was a snake. no,joking actually. it was a what do you call it.... puncture? :op

So jo's car is still outside my house and Gary shall sort it out in the morning. He's a man and so can do things like that. Good old Gary.

UCAS update! I got another offer!!!! get in. From Sussex. this is good news. Although it does just emphasise that my plan has failed. The plan was to only get accepted by one uni, so that I would know for sure that that was the one God wanted me to go to. But I've been accepted by three out of five so far. Not helpful, but hey.

Work tomorooooo.yippeeeee. I should probably lay out my super awesome creative-side-emphasising black clothes.

night night xx

Christian Dating Websites

Yo gang.

currently avec the Robby et the Georgia and we are, yes thats right, browsnig through... wait for it... Chrsitian dating websites. except, Rob isn't. because he's already taken. which he never fails to remind us of. mleh mleh mleh.

So! Ucas update, G got an offer from Ply-mouth and Rob doesn't want to go anymore. which is a bit gutting. as he's already applied.

Family update: kyle is calling pyjamas, bajamabas.
Beth Harris has had de ja vu of a pitch black, silent room.
Emily and Helen have created a facebook page entitled 'Don't you hate it when someone tells you that you're welly is split when it's not?' they also found a different one entitled 'Don't you hate it when you die from not sending on chain mail?'
Me, Emily and Tim have recently been referred to as the trinity.
Emily has also decided, demonstrated with an announcement on returning home from school, that she is against torture (rob just changed this to penguins to make it more ammusing). I quote, 'I have decided that I am against torture.' well duh.

I recently decided that I am no longer... bound for the Africa Venture gap year. This is quite sad as I have very much enjoyed getting to know Sarah (the lovely lady who rang me lots to talk about exciting things), but now I shall progress with the African Children's choir and all shall be dandy.

good news shepherd! the Mozambique ball tickets have arrived! Now this is not, you understand, a ball in mozambique. It is a ball in the Penventon hote which we are holding to raise moneys for our trip to mozambique. If you want to come please let me know and I shall hold back a ticket for you :o) I shan't be able to restrain it for too long though so get a shift on :o)

Georgias birthday party is soon!!!! we are going as the mystery machine gang. Rob>> shaggy
Me>>>Velma
Jack>>> Fred (he doesn't know about this yet)
Beccy>>>Daphne

woopwoop. and georgia shall ofcourse be .... Lara Croft.

Ok english now :)
Loves x

outrage.

Still snowing... still doing coursework... still got to walk everywhere...
loving the snow though it really is beautiful :o)

college tomoro. the website says "all college sites are open tomorrow, however, we may not be able to hold any classes." well what is the point then? i am expecting to go into college, risking my life on the icy avalanche prone hills, do coursework and then go home. i would spend all day doing coursework at home anyway. le point?

me and emily did some more filming in the snow today :o) all the light bouncing off the snow and the rooftops and so on makes her look very pretty :) she always looks pretty anyway, if a bit short.

the very very lovely kate bentley is going back to australia on saturday :( she's having a lovely good bye meal with all the team, and i shall be there in spirit. its a bit weird actually because i had a dream the other night about all the gang going for a meal but they seemed very surprised that kate was there.... bizarre... we all ate lots of food and then went to see a show and walked across the stage, as you do and there was a park and pete was even more bouncy than usual but then isla came to wash my face and that woke me up :o)

my darling cousin daniel has just informed me that my blog has been blocked on his schools computers and added to a pornography list?!?!?! i for one, am outraged. How ridiculous? i challenge them to find anything even slightly pornographic within these pages. humph.

going to bed now :o) need to be bright eyed and bushy eyelashed for college in the morning :0)

night night x

schneee

a very chilly hello to you my little snow men!

yes that's right. there is snow. actual snow. either that or God seriously needs to start using Head and Shoulders shampoo...

Today has been a very long day.2 thirds of the college were not in attendance due to icelandic conditions. I spent most of the day on one computer or another doing and then redoing everytime i moved to a new computer, my comms coursework. Windows Movie Maker is fantastic, WHEN IT WORKS. Even once I had skated home, me and em and joel and Isla did some filming. Easier than it looks :o) and ammusing too especially the bit where Isla attacks the Barbie doll :0)

had pie for tea. although it was only half a pie. The bottom half had no pastry and mum put an egg cup in the middle... ask delia...

No orchestra tomoro. sad face. but there is noooma study and then cinemamamamaa avec the Helen and the Tim. happy face. I still have Helen's deodorant so she must be getting a bit pong wiffy by now. I will have to spray her at arms length.

Robby rob rob wasn't in today because he couldn't be bothered to hack through all the bizzard to see me. slacker. Claire was there though so that was ok :) Yesterday the fire alarm went off when we were in music. The fire alarm has never gone off when I have been anywhere except in music. Bizarre.

I shall leave you with a snippet of my coursework. Something to ponder, you who are all beautiful and marvellous without plasticism and fakenosity.

With love x

the day i dropped the hoover.

ok so the situation is:

mum and dad are away for the weekend. it's their wedding aniversary.

emily's out.

malibu is in supply.

and

wait for it

i have coursework to do. yipee.

Had to vacuum clean the kids floor today at work, and as i had 45 mins to do so i thought i would clean absolutely everywhere. including the windows. so i did. and in the process dropped the hoover head down the gap between the glass. oh how me and megan laughed. it is amazing what becomes funny when you are that bored.

egan has an identical twin called bethany. I thought bethany was megan. and she wasn't. Confusing!

So as mutti and vati are away, we all cooked tea together. it was nice having some bonding time. I should perhaps at this point let you know that my contribution consisted of playing on the wiiii. I beat my wakeboarding record. oh yes.

lily's tooth just fell out and there is blood gushing everywhere and she is probably going to die.

anyway we had pasta and it was lovely. kyle was on carrot cutting up duty. they were, what i call, shapes of an irregular nature. He was also on drinks.

Kyle: "what do you want to drink?"

Lily: "dandelion and burdicock." later followed by...

Kyle: "Look at my weaseel!" I'll leave you to ponder that one.

Work tomoro. again. then college on monday :oD frreeeeedddoooooomm!!!!!

can't wait to see mufasa and robby rob rob and also have a panini.

oh oh oh sol has got himself a tatoo. not even joking. he wants to be a tiger. not even joking. he has tiger stripes all up his leg. not even joking.

sleep now. need to recover from the raves of last year.

x