Sup team

I'm taking the whole 'eat lots of fruit and veg and not much chocolate' approach to life atm and this week have succeeded greatly... until today. Went to Dr and Mrs and Master Baines' lovely home this afty for luncheon and it was delish. roast taties and parsippys and carrots and meeeaaattt and yorkshires and gravy and brockers and so forth. Then there was sticky toffee puds and apple crumble and cream and fizzy drinks and to top it all off an afternoon of Wii playing (important to balance exercise with grub) with regular intervals of terry's chocolate orange segments. we ate a whole tin. not good on the calorie front. Yummy though eh ;o)

plus I reckon seeing as ive practically been a rabbit all week i deserve some binge time :)

Also there were laughs today. Directed at me. Emily did that thing that Bersey taught her about kicking people in the back of the knee to make their knees give. And I have to say it was fabulous. I actually fell to the floor. everything went into slow motion and I thought to myself 'I'm going to crash to floor. I can tell. And there's nothing I can do about it.' *collides with rug*

I actually cried with complete laughter and yes, there were mascara issues. Wish we'd filmed it. Could have made a fortune.

Last night was 'TMC rent out Polkyth Leisure Centre night' and all in all we all had a good time :o) I played netball which i will not hesitateto tell you I am not good at. Beth spent most of the game yelling 'rebound!!!!' at me. To which I yelled back 'what are you talking about?!!!!'

Apparently I'm quite good at rebounding. Whatever it may be...

Someone even said, 'Emily, you're too tall.' Well that was a first I assue you.

Went swimming after netball mania which was fun. (Did you know that Swimming is an album by the band French Kicks?) I was wearing this bikini thing right, which was like too small. Had to frequently hoik. quite ammusing. Em and myself had fun with the floats. We even did relaxation type things whilst floating down the pool, imagining lovely guys with beards and sacks... which she misinterpreted... stupid Child Development students eh?

The red hair is very slowly fading. Taking suggestions for the next shade. Christmas berry red???

Where's Steve (me and tim) are planning on going to see New Moon. yay!

Might not tell the girlies so I can go twice. mwahaha. And thrice with Georgia :o) shh don't tell...

bed time now. Isla's all fuzzy cos she got wet. Yes it's been raining. Shock horror, I know.

night night xx

p.s. watch spotlight tomoro!!!

xx

babybabybaby

oh oh oh!!!! forgot to tell you!!!

Mary had her little baby :o)
Although he is actually a big baby
9lb 12oz
Jacob Daniel Montgomery :o)

joy to the world :o)

just thought i'd tell you so that you can be excited and send them cards and chocolates

x

the hair.

Jan Jan email me back, Jan Jan email me back...

Hello chaps and chapesses!
Tutor today has consisted of the construction of a number of songs/ chants. Here is the first:

Sausage, bacon, pasta, peas
Don't forget the parmazan...
cheese.

The second (this came about by complete accident):

Jan, Jan, email me back
Jan, Jan, email me back
(repeat until tired or receive an email from Jan).

In my very loud household last night, between the gas masks creating, we all had a bit of a panic and a worry fest as Isla catpuss had seemingly disappeared off the surface of the planet. We ventured out into the storm filled world of Hurland Road, armed with torches and cat food to search for my long lost love (pet cat).
But it was to no avail. She did not return. Mum said 'She's probably dead. Or hurt. Or stuck a garage somewhere. I hope she's ok.' I said 'Thanks mum.'
Daddy went searching when he came home. He took the car so that he didn't dissolve, but at 2am there was still no sign of her. I was losing hope. Weeping into my pillow and running through funeral plans in my mind. Also panicking slightly about what the new name of my blog wuld be...
But then.... all of a sudden...

'Meow.'
'Pardon?'
'Meow.'

She was on the doorstep all proud of herself for playing hide and seek to the extreme. She took it upon herself to sleep on my feet. and then my pillow. But i didn't care because she was alive and also makes quite a good pillow. Love you, you silly mog.

Weather update folks: rain. and hail. with a side dish of rain. seasoned with rain. Verging on Noah times. with a hint of rainbow. Two actually. And they weren't even upside down or nuffin.

Rob is quite a short blob today, dressed in his usual Griffindor fan club outfit. G is pretening to be a guinea- pig. It's quite cnvincing actually. mweak, mweak, mweak and so on.

14 minutes and 24 seconds until english with michael. I will be handing in my sitcom. To be truly honest its quite pretty, and it made Jack laugh once too. Score.

We have decided we are all going to go camping together, me, Robby rob rob, Georgie-a, and Jackary. It's going to be immense, and you can't come. ha.

I fear for the wellbeing of the college roofing as the rain is beating down on us with mighty intent of destroying us all.

Jack tried to leave tutor early, and did succeed. However, not before G's proclaimation of 'I shall see thee anon!' This actually means 'catch you later dude' in billy shakespeare lingo. But if you shout it very viciously and a german accent it can be quite intimidating.

L'anglais now mon petit pois
I shall see thee anon.

x

Isla just ate a TicTac.

Go forth and update thy blog.

HELLO!
Sorry if my outburst frightened you slightly. You see I have recently neglected my blog somewhat (I havn't blogged for what feels like ten years) so I have lots of thrilling things to fill you in on.

First off... SURPRISE!!!! Kate was early :p mwahahahaaaa I am a 'MATICULOUS YOUNG LADY...' We all had a very lovely time together in scouse land. It's all very pretty and sparkly and you feel like a Borrower because the paper chains are enormous.Thankyou for such a lovely time you strange accented people. I actually couldn't understand what they were on about half the time. and they seem to think I am a farmer. oo argh and trac'or and so forth.

On arriving back in pasty planet I thought I'd do something a little crazy. And so.... my hair is now red :oD there has been many a pointless debate over what colour it actually is. so much so that im going to put it to the vote. your choices are:

• red
• orange
• ginger
• brown
• ruby
• strawberry blond
• green

there is a correct answer. which is not ginger.

My arm is hurting slightly due to the totally unpainful vaccination I had the other day. I actually said 'Man up. It's just a cervical cancer jab.' then thought about what I had said, as if many men have had the experience of receiving a cervical cancer jab. The nurse took it upon herself to tell me that "it was probably going to hurt quite a lot. I may feel like I have been punched in the arm. My arm may possibly fall off. I may die." I answered by saying "It's ok. I have had open heart surgery. I think I'll probably most likley be ok." and then she shut up.

Thing is, it does atually hurt a bit. Why did they not warn me?! Fools. I personally think that they should warn you. But what can you expect. It's the NHS.

We just watched QI and i accidentally called Boris Johnson Joris Bonson. Personally, I think that's cooler.

Been to see the Massai arriors this evening. They were INCREDIBLE. They jump like, way higher than Janet Crocker. Not even sure she was leaving the ground. bless her.

On a more serious note, it all seemed a bit crazy. There they all were, singing, dancing, acting, jumping, laughing... and then the guy told us about how back home, they have all got families and children. And that their crops and cattle have all died because of the drought. You forget it's real. Come on people! Get off your bottoms and do something that will change someones life :o) thanks.

Sleeptime now. Night night x

Scouse farmers?

Well good evening :o)

Guess what!!! Thrilling exciting and wonderful news :oD
You actually wont believe that it's even true... its like.... incredible.

Ready??

It's raining. In Liverpool. Surely there is not enough rain for it to rain in places around the world that are not cornwall? What is this madnes?!?!?!

I thought I should let you all know that I am having a lovely time, even though 'I'm not here.'
Went into the beautiful new and improved liverpool town centre on saturday and bought pretzels but nothing else :) and then did this totally spiffing clothes swap thingamy that the very lovely Christine Bentley had organised. The cake made me look stupid because is just mushed instead of slicing. harumph.

Emily went to Tescos to buy chicken avec the tim, and also defrosted profiteroles :O)

Update on the scouser crew:
Ellis is sill loud and James is less Noah-look-a-like-looking and Pete still jumps a lot and Hannah Courtney has new glasses, Vogue glasses might I add. Hazels hair isn't red anymore and Matty is all tall and stuff. Mirriam is taller than Emily (not much of an achievment) and everyone is very scouse.

All in all it has been a lovely trip, but I have to say I am extremely 'gatted' that I cannot be seeing my bestest chum kate. sighh. look! I just sigh for something that wasn't Edward Cullen related!!!

Anyways my luvurrs I must go and get on with my day in the rain. Me and the Pete meister and the James are meeting up for coffee. which I expect will be hot chocolate on my part. yummy scrumboes.

Catch you later, unless you're too heavy in which case I shall watch you plummet to the lovely flat ground.

byebyebyebye x

Prepare for take off. Now.

Meow.

As a female thing I can multi task and so I am putting this skill into practice. I am doing the following things:

• Blogging


• Making Isla fight with her tail


• Talking to Sam-u-elle


• Hating the song that Em is playing


• Packing for Scouse land


• and also breathing.


• Except Sam-u-elle has just gone offline so we're not talking anymore.

So yes, I shall be gracing Liverpool with my presence this weekend. We are going to have sooooooooooooooooo many laughs as I will be there and so will everyone else and we will laugh with and at eachother and it will be just like the old days. Except we are all older. It will be the older days. But new.

Finished UCAS tday :o) And Jan was abducted by aliens so she couldn't read my personal statement. Shame really. Because it is THE definition of amazing. Rob has also finished but his is no where near as good as mine. He can't have two essays in one day that are better than mine because that's not fair. Yes ok ok he got 1 more mark than me in World Development. Who cares? Certainly not me. Does this look to you like a face that cares? (insert not caring face here). I am cooler than Roberto. For a start I don't buy my clothes according to how well the suit the Griffindor wardrobe...

*shhhhh* Isla's asleeping. Puurrrr purr purr.

Today Rob was stupid.

He sent me a text which said Tutor yet Muppet? (he gets the Griffindor coloured text because he fancies all things Griffindor related).

I said Erm... Do you still smell? (I get blue because I am coooool).

He said... Are you still annoying?

I said Quite likely.

And then I beat him to tutor.

Had to baby sit Lily and Kyle tonight. Well wasn't that a barrel of laughs. No, actually it wasn't. Fool.

Incase you were wondering, Yes I am in serious pain as a result of last nights Wii boxing match with William. My arm feels like some crazy sausage has half sawn it off and then left it to dangle like some sort of grotesque accessory.

Still no baby for the Monty's but I am sure it will happen soon. Because she is nine months pregnant. Normally helps. BE EXCITED.

Ok packing urgently needs to be done now so I shall leave you to your lovely (if slightly sad, Rob) lives

May not be blogging for a few days as I shall be having a serious rave avec all my scouse chums.

So long and bonjour.

x

...

In the words of Jack

"We have a status update troops."

x

Soggy and axed up...

Hola mon amis.

My dear sweet cousin Mary is due her second baby today. But its not here yet. Ill let you know when it is though because that will be very exciting :oD

It rained A LOT today. I mean, like, actually A LOT. My dark denim jeans became several shades darker, I could actually ring out my hair, and my mascara ran down my face so i looked like one of those horses with the black and white stripes. Neigh.

Me and Will played on the Wiiii and I am not good at golf. And I have a tendancy to throw the bowling ball backwards, causing all the little virtual no-legged- people to do the macarena... Willikins gave me three freddos :o) Good on yer lad. And we went to get subwayssss in the downpour. Tried to run but failed miserably. Had nice talks and all in all twas quite nice :o)

Christian Union today we talked about SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS. Always good fun. Hannah said 'I'm well up for it.' She didn't realise what she had said which made it all the funnier.

Continuing the non chronological order of this evening post, last night I was asleep. There I was, snoozy snooze. And then Emily was screaming as if being attacked by a mad man with an axe. Which made me scream. Like a proper horror movie scream, I jumped out of bed and put the light on and ran out of the room. Dad said 'what's happened?!' I said 'There's a spider!' Dad said 'Oh for goodness sake.' He's caring and lovely.

Emily, now awake but dazed said 'No there isn't you fool.' Turns out that there wasn't a spider, that bit was just a dream, but when emily started screaming (she didnt know she was screaming) my dream had produced an imaginary tarantula that was going to eat me. Isla was all wide eyed and pouncy like she was psyching herself up to combat all evil. If hiding under the bed is how you do that. Good job I don't employ her to be a Guard Cat because I would have to sack her. Emily was quite amazed that she had managed to produce quite such an impressive scream in her sleep, as she can't do it when she's awake. Remarkable really seeing as she is not exactly known for her quiet, reserved character.

This morning I thought I would have a bit of fun re-enacting the scenario, so I went down stairs and screamed in mums face. She said 'That's not funny Bethany. We were very scared.' I said 'Why?' She said 'We thought you were being attacked by a mad man with an axe.'
She watches too much silent witness etc. Mutti has now informed me that her and the Vati were downstairs watching some scary murder thing, when they did the shot of a body all bloody and dead and stuff, which was exactly the point when Emily had her stupid screaming fit. Well timed that woman.

Sam wasn't in college today. He said it was because he was ill. However I think it was probably because it was raining. And also because he has a new found passion for baking fruit cakes. yummy yum yum.

Mutti and Vati have just got back from the 'new and improved Sainsbury's store.' There are rumours of a trolley escalator. That's cool right?

Shutting up now. I hope you have all had a lovely day. I have. Minus the rain. soggy planet.

Love x

Morning beans. Had beans for tea. Lovely conversation with Flip over our beans. We talked about music and bagpipes and hair dye and Catriona. He very much approves of her. She is very awesome it has to be said. Shout out to the broom stick.

Me and rob had lots of laughs in world development. We analysed The Graham Convention on the cover of our books and talked about Simon. I am sadded to inform you that our beloved Simon has moved on in his little birdy life and has joined his fluffy frinds in the sky for one last time. Yes. He is dead. We shall miss him greatly.He brought coversation to all those who knew of his presence in the library and also was muchly appreciated by myself. Tweet on.

We had very many laughs at Jules' home this evening. Rang Andy for a bit of a chat but he wasnt in so we played him a song down the phone instead. Reordered all of Jues' DVDs into order of favourites. She actually pretty much put together a whole presentation including reasons for why they were her favourites, and why not so, also.

Ate all the jaffa cakes. And drank Fantaaaa. And also had lego shaped ice-cubes!!! I have never seen Jules so excited as when she pulled out the lego shaped ice cube maker tray. Ahhhh the simple things.

I feel that I should inform you that Jules does not have a microwave as she doesn't believe in them... I did my best to convince her that they do actually exist and I think she understands now. But she says the food cooks too quickly (thats the point) and that it's too hot (she's so loving the ice cube theme) so she refuses to have one. Wow.

Watched FRIENDS which was hilarious. "Ahhhhh. Unagi." Later followed by "Ahhhhh. Salmon Skin Roll."

What larks.
Had a funny jelly thing in a cup as my third dessert of the evening but couldn't get the bit out of the bottom. This was extremely infuriating for me as I do hate to waste a good jelly. Evetually had to give up because they needed to wash it up. Sigh.

Speaking of sighs, saw a bus today with the New Moon advert on it. We all sighed and gazed admirably into the eyes of Jacob. And also Edward. Ahhhh Edward.

Orchestraaaaa tomoz. Yay. BRB Sam just texted me.... He wants his book. Vati has written a book about all the exciting things in Revalation. Its all glossy and stuff. Buy it. I am willing to sign a copy if you so desire.

Isla tried to attack Bamber's tail before. Bamber is a labrador. Isla is a cat. This was quite entertaining. I fear that had I not intervened, Bamber would have been torn to shreads.

Think it's time for sleep now. Not sleeping too well atm. Pondering whether I should take the pea out from under my 99 matresses for added comfort.

Sweet dreams my little chickens.

x

p.s. song of the day (which I have been singing in the library, at the bus stop, at home, in the car, and everywhere in between).

Simon says...

Well, as they say in Germany, Bonjourno.

The lederhosen lovers have returned :o) It was all hugs and screaming and running down the street to embrace one another with festive joy. Susie brought german chocolate :o) I love her. Not only for her money but also for her good looks... :p We had a nice gossipy catch up in terms of the males... and also swine flu.

Rob keeps interrupting me with talk of French and horses. Turns out, I eat them. Horses not the French. Although I don't actually eat either. Too french for my liking.

It didn't even rain that much today. Just aswell as I didnt have a coat or an umbrella. Flute lesson today was very productive :o) Fixed my flute with a sticker and some talcum powder. And also introduced Steve to a website I have learned of from the very wonderful Jake Eells. Cheers man.

World Development was lovely :o) except that Sexy Claire got told off. Although it was quite funny. We watched a film about a school in Uganda. They have some very strange false myths. One young man thought that if you have sex gently, you won't get HIV. Must be right cos he tested negative...?

I was squashing my personal statement today in Tresillian Study Centre, when my attention was suddenly caught by what I originally thought must have been Superman flying through the room. But on lifting my eyes to the heavens I saw that it was a bird. Inside. In college. In the computer room. Not superman. Now, call me old fashioned, but I thought that, traditionally, birds lived outside. Not in college. Not in the computer room. Having just doubled checked via google that I was not insane and that birds do normally inhabit the outdoors, I informed the clever ICT man who strolls up and down every now and again to throw people out if they're on facebook. It went a bit like this:

Me: Erm, excuse me Mr. Man. Are you aware that there is a bird inhabiting these facilities?

Mr. Man: Oh yes. It's been here since Friday.

Me: Oh I see. Is it on holiday?

Mr. Man: Erm...

Me: Because, I have done some research and most things with wings live outside.

Mr. Man: Well, we can't get it out.

Me: Why don't you catch it with a fishing net? That's what I normally do.

Mr.Man: *laugh*

I felt rather insulted by this and so I left. Poor Simon (I named the bird Simon). He will be missing all his birdy pals. And his mum's scones. Maybe the more caring staff will feed him some grain or something and he can become the TSC mascot/pet/thing. He could get his own twitter page. That would be nice.

Emily's home now. She finished school four hours ago... not quite sure what she's been up to... maybe she was feeding the bird...tuppence a bag...

Andy was away today so me and Dave drew on the white board :o) There was a heffalumpacus surfus (latin for surfing elephant). And a sheep stranded on a desert island. And Thor the god of thunder. And Othello and Desdemona. And a big fat 'Jesus Loves YOU Andy.' He is off on a jaunt somewhere. Alright for some.

I have to go now as Emily wants me to learn lines for Blood Brothers. Personally I think it would be more useful if she learned them as she is the one who will have to stand up in front of people and recite them. But hey ho.

Rave on beans.

P.s. No animals were harmed in the production of this post. However, Simon may be dead by now.

Ba da ba Ba da ba ba ba!!!

Greetings team :o)

bopping along to paramore. mwaha.
Recently returned from church (cafe) avec the usual group of loons. We spent the majority of the eveing being entertained by Beth and Jake who were throwing sweets at eachother and trying to score goals. They are mature and stuff.

Jake said "without the smell of taste there wouldn't be snow."
I'll leave you to figure that one out for yourselves.

I had a very lush conversation with Celia this evening of which i cannot inform you of because the result of it will be a surprise and i shall fill you in when i act on my decisions :o) ahh the suspense!!!

We had a very lovely lunch provided by Mr and Mrs Flatt today. Had this yummy leek thing with cheese. I dont like leeks but i had three helpings. yummy scrumboes. They have these awesome things in their conservatory (posh word) which appear to be numerous cat's tails sticking out of a plant pot. I assure you they are not. They are actually cactuses. mmhmm.
They also have a lemon on a tree.

College tomoro. Nuff said.

Still raining here.I wore my beautiful boots to parade yay!! not sure that one person was too happy but that was also kind of the point of wearing them lol. Lovely service. plus there were sweets left over :oD and the songs we played were goodly :o) Flip got a lot of exercise running up and down bless him. Well he only has himself to blame really. If he wasn't so musically talented then he wouldn't have this problem. Get it sorted Flip.

Updates on the Truro Live Nativity:

• Little Miss Mary: Beth Harris, much to her Mothers joy. "Thanks for all the 'well done darling's' Mum"
• The Star: Emily. (we plan to spike up her lush blonde hair to make her look like a star... or punk... whichever...)

Grandrents going home tomoro. Andrew the Dodd is away tomoro also so we shall have a swipe-and-run-away lecture for english!!!

Hope you have enjoyed the rain and cactus talk.

Keep it jolly. Dude.

x

p.s. song of the day :o)

The melon sniffers descend...

Guess what. It's raining. And my mascara is not waterproof. Gutted.

I had weird dreams last night but i was well into them, but it was one of those ones where the second emilys storms in and wakes you up that you have absolutely no idea what you were dreaming about. so that makes the story less exciting for you.

Went to earn money today in the bootmaker jones'. Twas busy due to the rain and I sold lots of shooz and shoo creams :o) so all in all tis all ok. and then mummy picked me up and we ate chocolates :o)

At guides last night, we were painting firework pictures which i can assure you we will NEVER be doing again, until the next time. I like to be the easy going relaxed type of guide leader which is rare nowadays. I have met several who prefer to take the hitler type approach to things. Which is why, for example, I wear jeans. On principle of emphasising that it is not what you wear that makes you a guide. It is how prepared you are (our motto) to stand up for stuff :o)

But anyways... my lovely easy going "Beth's our favourite guide leader cos she's so cool" attitude, I found, results in me having no authority what. so. ever.
They were doing the whole, 'let's all put our hands in the paint (mainly cos I told them brushes were too traditional) and mix up all the colours so we just have a puke green colour...'

I myself have never seen a khaki coloured firework so I told them to stop mixing them up and decorating their arms and faces and uniforms... but oh no. It was to no avail. After several minutes of 'Girls! (I normally call them guys, but i was actually trying to tell them off so i thought I better use a growed up term) Seriously! I am not even joking! I am actually serious! Stop it! Not joking! Seriously! Im serious!' Gill came over and sorted them out. ha.

Maybe I should become more strict and start issuing detentions and things... nah. I think it's far more important to have a good relationship with them (in terms of being approachable and friendly as opposed to any other relationship because that would not be good on a CRB...) and to be able to have a laugh than it is to keep their uniforms clean and have to not have the joy of explaining to the cleaner why the carpet is no longer the very attractive mauve colour it was before...
Plus this way I get hugs and christmas cards :o)

Incase you were wondering about the very random title of today's post, mum and grandma were having a discussion about how they like to empty the fridges of supermarkets to find the best gammon, and also to press and smell melons... apparently this tests if they are ripe but i think its probably actually because they like to be considered weird. Love you both x

Now, as I am sure you are all aware, it is rememberance sunday tomoro. Which means I have to have 'smart' guide uniform. However, I have informed Gill and Debbie that I shall be wearing my jeans. And they didn't argue. Yipeee :o)
I will be attending as part Guide, part worship band member, so it is essential that I appear cool. God doesn't care because he loves me even when I look a mess. I think he probably prefers me when I'm wearing jeans though. Ahem.

Ooooooh and this year Ive got a poppy wrist band!!! i thought that was abut weird. But there you go. Ive got one.

I cut the cabbage to look like a Christmas tree this evening. I thought this was very impressive, as did Vati. Mum thought I was a bit silly to photograph it though. Cabbage.

Ok I think I've probably rambled enough now.
I'll see you tomoro? At parade? To sing all the funky songs? And spend some time with the dude that is Jesus? Daddy's bringing sweets. Trust me you want to be there.

Lovage xxx

P.s. Song of the day :o)

How did we get here? That is the question...

Afternoon chums and cumm-ettes :)

I thought I would put the lyrics to Decode up here because i have spent the majority of the day so far playing it at full blast (that is FULL BLAST) in my bedroom and singing (that is screaming) my head off to it and contemplating dying my hair bright red... so here goes. I think it's fantastic, however the grandparents who are arriving soon may not... so im getting in all the scream/singing i can :)

How can I decide what’s right

when you’re clouding up my mind

I can’t win your losing fight

all the time

How can I ever own what’s mine

when you’re always taking sides

But you won’t take away my pride,

no not this time

Not this time…

CHORUS!

How did we get here

I used to know you so well

But how did we get here

I think I know

The truth is hiding in your eyes and its hanging on your tongue

Just boiling in my blood but you think that I cant see

What kind of man that you are, if you’re a man at all

Well I will figure this one out on my own

I’m screaming I love you so

My thoughts you can’t decode

How did we get here

when I used to know you so well

But how did we get here

I think I know

Do you see what we’ve done

We’ve gone and made such fools of ourselves

Do you see what we’ve done

We’ve gone and made such fools of ourselves

How did we get here

when I used to know you so well

How did we get here

I used to know you so well

I think I know

There is something

I see in you

It might kill me
I want it to be true

Thankyou ladies and gentlemen.. i should probably go on tour... x

Edward Cullen proposed to me this evening. No really. Haha.

Well, greetings my fellow beans :)

Our wonderful vampire and *swoon* filled evening is coming tragically to a close. Sigh. We have had many a wonderfilled moment of oh look! it's him! he's there! oh he's so hot! Oh!!!! He's a vampire?!?!?!?! Oh I get it now! Listen to this bit, the songs amaaaaaazing! He wrote this you know.

Occasionally interrupted by a 'Your cat's insane.' To be fair she was twitching her tail to fool herself into thinking its a mouse and then attacking it. as you do.

*sigh*. he's so gorgeous.

Kim had her first experience of asparagus yesterday for tea. But apparently it didnt count cos it was frozen. I see the logic. We have completed our mission in converting lisa to twilight obsession. She is no longer a twilight virgin. joy :)

*sigh* he's so gorgeous.

Lucy, having read the books, still did not realise that edward was a vampire. and shes got glasses. which usually connote intelligence... mmhmm.

We've had the special features screen up for about ten years and have listened to all Robert Pattinsons songs and sighed and aww and ohhhed and ooooohed lots.

*sigh* he's so gorgeous.

Everyone has enjoyed my very 'relaxing' sofas. they are lush. and the sweets and chocolate. and the four million pizzas. and the garlic bread... now i come to think of it... is still in the oven... share?

Favourite song of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZN5hOJFz4

Also favourite song of the day due to edward cullen obsessiveness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdIcP12Kd5k

We're going on a road trip!!!!!! Mutti's taking everyone home because lucys vati can't find our house. lol. although we do have a tendancy to be found wandering the streets of threemilestone... looking for 'the shop'

I hope you have all had a lovely day, and have enjoyed the rain...Bella doesnt like the rain:

Edward: Are you enjoying the rain?

Bella: Not really. Any cold wet thing and it really...brrrr. don't try and look up 'brrr' in the dictionary. its not there.

Happy firework day! or night! guess it would probably be a bit pointless having fireworks in the day... bang bang bang!!! oh! gunfire! no no. tis fireworks... ???

God bless my loves. You smell cuddly.

love and cyber cuddles xxx

p.s. the special features screen is still up... and the garlic bread is still in the oven. help yourselves :) sweet dreams x

What be uppeth.

I am gathered here today avec the Will and the Kim. Whom I quote "stop leaning on my buttons!"

Kimberley Emma is looking at a splendid website containing the title Three Birds lighting on a Feild. What the bubble? I expect it is probably a play or something as she is the type or person who likes drama and wishes to be a west end star. One day I shall go and see her in some mahoosive theatre and she'll be amazing, and I shall say with pride to whoever is sitting next to me, "I sat next to her in the libraray whilst she was drinking flat diet coke. Jealous?"

We have just decided, on the way to college on the slug bus this morning, that tomoro evening we shall have a rave to top all raves. A night of pizza and popcorn and chocolate and... vampires. Yes you've guessed it. IT'S TWILIGHT NIGHT! *swooon.* I do expect the crowds to be rolling in and i will have to charge per slice of pizza...

Susie's coming home sometime in the near future, hopefully during this millenium. We have missed her greatly while she's been away probably snogging the very beautiful Oliver. He has been to Africa and has a hoody to prove it. I expect they are probably married by now.

Kim wants to be my cupcake... I agreed... not quite sure what that entails...

I shall leave you with a song... Lollipop lollipop ooh la li li la li la. and also our recently updated version of Beautiful: Dan's beautiful hmhmhmhmhmhmmmmmmmm hmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmmmm. Dan's beautiful :o)

Thankyou and Good morning. x

sup team.

In my pjs in bed lol. Listening to this lush song by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Theyre cool. Youtube them.

Recently returned from band practice which was a right good fun experience :o) jaffa cakes at Jules' next week. bring it on ;oD We did AMAZING songs like how great is our God and A thousand times and BEAUTIFUL and Jesus you endured my pain. We are actually sounding semi decent :op

Emily cooked me tea today that was lovely :o) bless her lil cotton odd socks.

Had an absolutely hilarious lecture in world development today i laughed all the way to my knees!!! Tom was all funny and kay was going on about people wearing tents and snorkels...
ahhh good times :o)

I'd just like to say to all those lonely people out there, Blou, that its gonna be ok and lush and amazing :o) The big duuude will sort it all out :o)

Enenemy says its bed time bethany. but i havnt got the cat in yet. dilemma.
Orchestra tomoro :o) and Noooooma nooma nooma study with the team :o) all excited cos we havnt seen eachother for ooooo about a week!!! Going to try and finish my legendary personal statement too :o) its amazing. When it's finished I'll put it up here because I havn't found any decent world development statements. And mine is, even if I do say so myself, uber amazing.

Bit babbly today my sweets I'm sorry. I'm very tired and need to catch up on some sleepisms.
Jesus loves you, I love you, Isla cat puss loves you, and the sock exchange is coming to a blog near you...

x

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Check it out ChEcK iT oUt CHECK IT OUT!!!! two posts in one day!!! I am quite the blog boff.

Just thought I'd have a quick gabble about the interesting events of this evening. Me and the gang went to THE HUT for tea and cookie dough cookie dough COOKIE DOUGH! we spent about a gazillion years deciding what to eat, in between putting that chilli stuff in our drinks. HA! very yummy in the end tho. and our waitress was lovely :) I did call her darling quite a lot which I think she definitely grapely apeachiated.

And ive just ordered some new eco sneaks. Going to do a lil shout out to all the eco sneak fans out there... they are awesome. theyre trainer type things made out of bamboo and car tyres and all sorts of lovely things and they are sooo incredibly comfy and as an added bonus eco friendly and beautiful. if and when you buy the right size. which i didnt last time. but have this time. :o) I would definitely recommend them to you my chums.

We're watching Othello in English tomoroooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andy appeared to be rather chilly today. He was wearing about nine pairs of trousers and atleast sixteen scarves. Bless him. We love you andy, we do!!!

Thats all i wanted to say really so I shall leave you all to live your lives. Also, check out Beth's new blog. Its lovely like her wonderful self: http://thingsandstuffmainly.blogspot.com/

And on that bomb shell, we have to end!
Goodnight and blastoff!!! x

What shall our title be??? How about... Mr. Yanagisawa.

Wazzupppp.


We are currently in world development. Attempting to do a task that the loverly Kay has set us because she is poorly sick. Oh no :o(



We consists of

• 
  Me. You know her already.
• Roberto. He is wearing his Griffindor hoody today.
• and Claire. She's sexy.
• and all the other people in Tresliliian study centre but we're not talking to them so they don't really count.

This post is probably going to consist of all the exciting things we find out during this lecture. And also all the funny jokes that we do :0) These will apparently be lacking today tho because Rob is on joke strike. Enjoy. Mon petite escargots..

Currently fighting over how to spell the french words. Who cares? The french have bicycles and eat snails. Cool.

• 
  Claire says will I stop distracting her with the awesomeness that is my blog. Please?
• Claire is slightly interested in a certain persons facebook page... He is a boy. He is 'hot guy.' He is '25 and he is so hot.' You actually won't believe how 'absolutely grogeous' he is. Yet, he only has one decent picture on facebook. A likely story. And also 'He is soooo gorgeous. And he's big and manly. With big shoulders.'

Interesting fact. Claire ate duck foetus in his house. With Winson Gonzales. But we shall call him Winston. It's more proper and British.

She just hit me. A better picture is apparently surfacing. Oooer hang on... she's talking to Paulo now. Quite the facebook flirt. In Philipino. We shall teach you some now...

Hello: Hello

Goodbye: paalam

I'll have two sausage rolls please: something like... gusto ko 2 sausage rolls. Plis.

Thankyou: Salamat po.

You're smelly: Mabaho ka.

Excellent well done class :o)


Rob is being very negative today. He hates world development. and college. and he would prefer it if I didnt write about him. And his griffindor hoody. He just tried to rip my arm off with a chinese burn. Grrrr. And he's just infromed me of his evil plot to steal my glasses.

Better shut up now and do some work... Love you x

Helloooo!!!!

How you doooing? nice day? lots of laughs and cheesecake? Marv.

Was busy yesterday. Soz. Had a rave in the evening which was many a lark :) the whole team was there. Beth, Beth, Tismin, Enenemy, Jakey-Wakey, Jacky-Wacky, Timothy James, The Hobe and ofcourse pizza. We watched men in black. Although they do actually wear white shirts. Should probably be Men in Black with White Shirts.

Just return from the uber-cool-bean-bag-filled-worship-place. Beth Harris said "Good afternoon chums. Hold on to your hat... It's pointless text time!" Which indeed it was. This text was followed with a later one "Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea. Kind of." And also me and the Blou-meister have decided to go speed dating. Mwahahahahaaaa.

The legend that is college starts again tomoro. I wonder what marvels this term shall bring for us to embrace? Don't you just love it when you spend practically the ENTIRE half term doing coursework, but there's still just as much to do by the time you've finished?

But it's ok because I have this awesome new stuff that makes my hair look like I've been surfing!!!!!! This is very useful as it makes me appear to be one of the cool surfer types that there are many of in Cornwall, without actually having to humiliate myself by falling off my board and run the risk of being eaten by sharks. Sorted.

I promised Isla I would talk about her a bit today. You see we had a bit of a fiasco on Friday night starring her. It was quite hilarious with beans on top. Sitting comfy? Then I shall begin.

Me and Em (haha thats like, symmetrical) were paying a visit to the land of Nod Upon Snore, as you do at about two in the morning, and all of a sudden I was awoken by horrifc screaming from Emily's bed. I actually thought for a moment that the very sexy Edward Cullen may have been eating her. Either that or that she'd suddenly realised how very small she is. But no no no... it was far less exciting than either of these ponderings.

The reality of the screaming scenario was that Isla has jumped on Emily's head. And Emily, being the brain box that she is, thought that Isla was, no less, than a tarantula.

With claws.

And fur.

Purring.

*blonde*

Don't laugh at other people's misfortunes. I did though.

As you can see i have attatched a photo to this post of the girls being emos. beacuse it made me smile and they haven't stopped talking about it. The photo not me laughing.

Night night my sweets x

P.s.

Harris said:

Read your blog :)I lolled and we both know that doesn't happen very often... kinda ;)I give it two thumbs up (Y) (Y) <-- two thumbs upyou get the idea x

Gold star for Bethy :o)