"up"

12.09pm Beth: get up.
12.10pm Rob: shut up.
12.11pm Beth: man up.
12.12pm Rob: giddy up.

12.13pm Beth: that's just rude.

dawn...

Today it dawned upon my lovely little brain that in one weeks time I shall be in Mozamique. Now that, my pals, is far. Not only is it a different country, a different continent, a different language and the other side of the equator, it is also sunny. wonder what that's like....

x

Alas!

The time has come where one whom cares very much for the wellbeing of this blog to be maintained, must maintain it.



So. I'm Schmellon. You can call me Dave. Or Helen.

I'm the same person as Bethany. Our latest conversation consisted of



"HELEN HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR TEETH?"



"No."



"CLEAN YOUR TEETH"



"I'm writing a blog."



"Ok."





Bethany is a beautiful 18 year old who doesn't know what an alcopop is and just did the most manliest phloegmmy (FLEMMY) spit in the sink upstairs.



"You are making it funny aren't you?"



Uhm okay. So, a blind man, a nun and a yacht owner walk into a tree. Ouch.



Males of athletic build, 6.2, submissive...apply within.


P.S. I have not any intention of cleaning my teeth.