Oh. My. Goose.
You will not believe what has happened.
well actually, if you have any brain at all you will actually believe it. as we have all seen it coming for at least two milenia.
Kate (yes, the one that lives in Australia)
and Pete (yes, the one that lives in Scotland)
are finally going out. no joke. "from opposite sides of the world? they're crazy." I hear you say. but no. this shall be a beautiful thing which I call love. how appropriate. as it is valentines day this year! x
also. Joel just told me a rather brilliant but long winded joke about plastic parrots. I laughed more at the second line than I did at the punch line but hey. who can't laugh at parrots?!
work was boring. went to chav world. rang emily after work and said "where are you" she said "in chav world." the employee next to her glared apparently... I bought (by which I mean mum bought for me) stuff for the gym. yes, the gym. and also a swimming cozzie. woop woop.
and i have just spent the last hour or so downloading new fonts. how exciting is that?! and im nto even being sarcastic. I'm loving the font-downloadage.
news just in. Fiona is also now exiled from the world of the singles. good goodly for her :o) im getting a bit sad no among all the happiness. I want a boy fin. get me boy fin. boy fin boy fin boy fin.
we got a wii fit balance board because we're cool. and also, I played basket ball without a wrist strap. because I am hard core.
ok got to make cards now vanilla face.
x
Saturday, 23 January 2010
Friday, 15 January 2010
insanity
A very soggy hello to you
Today, was the first day, of my brand new exercise regime. I awoke to the dark and damp morn, and after searching for the escap-ed Bamber, headed off to the bus stop at 7.20am. Met sexy Claire and we went swimming. Before college. I did twenty lengths and everything, all be it in the slow line but hey. Soon I shall be an olympic swimmer. Yes mayte.
College was a bit boring, but Kim passed her driving test first time today!!!! how amazing is she. And it was also her birthday yesterday bless her. She's so very lovely. Speaking of lovely, tomorrow is the day that Kate Bentley leaves us for the land of Oz once again. I shall miss having the option of ringing her at anytime of day for free. Sad face. Skype is the way forward though methinks.
Guideas was cool beans. We made a baby Jesus (amongst other things) out of newspaper :o) I got a limited edition centenary guiding mug. Jealous? You should be. It's finest bone china and everything. Then, after Guideios, Jo brought me home, as per usual.We had our weekly talk about ... erm.... something... and then I got out of the car to face to storm. But there was a noise. One of those noises, that only women hear. The sound of 'ssssssssss'. yes. it was a snake. no,joking actually. it was a what do you call it.... puncture? :op
So jo's car is still outside my house and Gary shall sort it out in the morning. He's a man and so can do things like that. Good old Gary.
UCAS update! I got another offer!!!! get in. From Sussex. this is good news. Although it does just emphasise that my plan has failed. The plan was to only get accepted by one uni, so that I would know for sure that that was the one God wanted me to go to. But I've been accepted by three out of five so far. Not helpful, but hey.
Work tomorooooo.yippeeeee. I should probably lay out my super awesome creative-side-emphasising black clothes.
night night xx
Today, was the first day, of my brand new exercise regime. I awoke to the dark and damp morn, and after searching for the escap-ed Bamber, headed off to the bus stop at 7.20am. Met sexy Claire and we went swimming. Before college. I did twenty lengths and everything, all be it in the slow line but hey. Soon I shall be an olympic swimmer. Yes mayte.
College was a bit boring, but Kim passed her driving test first time today!!!! how amazing is she. And it was also her birthday yesterday bless her. She's so very lovely. Speaking of lovely, tomorrow is the day that Kate Bentley leaves us for the land of Oz once again. I shall miss having the option of ringing her at anytime of day for free. Sad face. Skype is the way forward though methinks.
Guideas was cool beans. We made a baby Jesus (amongst other things) out of newspaper :o) I got a limited edition centenary guiding mug. Jealous? You should be. It's finest bone china and everything. Then, after Guideios, Jo brought me home, as per usual.We had our weekly talk about ... erm.... something... and then I got out of the car to face to storm. But there was a noise. One of those noises, that only women hear. The sound of 'ssssssssss'. yes. it was a snake. no,joking actually. it was a what do you call it.... puncture? :op
So jo's car is still outside my house and Gary shall sort it out in the morning. He's a man and so can do things like that. Good old Gary.
UCAS update! I got another offer!!!! get in. From Sussex. this is good news. Although it does just emphasise that my plan has failed. The plan was to only get accepted by one uni, so that I would know for sure that that was the one God wanted me to go to. But I've been accepted by three out of five so far. Not helpful, but hey.
Work tomorooooo.yippeeeee. I should probably lay out my super awesome creative-side-emphasising black clothes.
night night xx
Thursday, 14 January 2010
Christian Dating Websites
Yo gang.
currently avec the Robby et the Georgia and we are, yes thats right, browsnig through... wait for it... Chrsitian dating websites. except, Rob isn't. because he's already taken. which he never fails to remind us of. mleh mleh mleh.
So! Ucas update, G got an offer from Ply-mouth and Rob doesn't want to go anymore. which is a bit gutting. as he's already applied.
Family update: kyle is calling pyjamas, bajamabas.
Beth Harris has had de ja vu of a pitch black, silent room.
Emily and Helen have created a facebook page entitled 'Don't you hate it when someone tells you that you're welly is split when it's not?' they also found a different one entitled 'Don't you hate it when you die from not sending on chain mail?'
Me, Emily and Tim have recently been referred to as the trinity.
Emily has also decided, demonstrated with an announcement on returning home from school, that she is against torture (rob just changed this to penguins to make it more ammusing). I quote, 'I have decided that I am against torture.' well duh.
I recently decided that I am no longer... bound for the Africa Venture gap year. This is quite sad as I have very much enjoyed getting to know Sarah (the lovely lady who rang me lots to talk about exciting things), but now I shall progress with the African Children's choir and all shall be dandy.
good news shepherd! the Mozambique ball tickets have arrived! Now this is not, you understand, a ball in mozambique. It is a ball in the Penventon hote which we are holding to raise moneys for our trip to mozambique. If you want to come please let me know and I shall hold back a ticket for you :o) I shan't be able to restrain it for too long though so get a shift on :o)
Georgias birthday party is soon!!!! we are going as the mystery machine gang. Rob>> shaggy
Me>>>Velma
Jack>>> Fred (he doesn't know about this yet)
Beccy>>>Daphne
woopwoop. and georgia shall ofcourse be .... Lara Croft.
Ok english now :)
Loves x
currently avec the Robby et the Georgia and we are, yes thats right, browsnig through... wait for it... Chrsitian dating websites. except, Rob isn't. because he's already taken. which he never fails to remind us of. mleh mleh mleh.
So! Ucas update, G got an offer from Ply-mouth and Rob doesn't want to go anymore. which is a bit gutting. as he's already applied.
Family update: kyle is calling pyjamas, bajamabas.
Beth Harris has had de ja vu of a pitch black, silent room.
Emily and Helen have created a facebook page entitled 'Don't you hate it when someone tells you that you're welly is split when it's not?' they also found a different one entitled 'Don't you hate it when you die from not sending on chain mail?'
Me, Emily and Tim have recently been referred to as the trinity.
Emily has also decided, demonstrated with an announcement on returning home from school, that she is against torture (rob just changed this to penguins to make it more ammusing). I quote, 'I have decided that I am against torture.' well duh.
I recently decided that I am no longer... bound for the Africa Venture gap year. This is quite sad as I have very much enjoyed getting to know Sarah (the lovely lady who rang me lots to talk about exciting things), but now I shall progress with the African Children's choir and all shall be dandy.
good news shepherd! the Mozambique ball tickets have arrived! Now this is not, you understand, a ball in mozambique. It is a ball in the Penventon hote which we are holding to raise moneys for our trip to mozambique. If you want to come please let me know and I shall hold back a ticket for you :o) I shan't be able to restrain it for too long though so get a shift on :o)
Georgias birthday party is soon!!!! we are going as the mystery machine gang. Rob>> shaggy
Me>>>Velma
Jack>>> Fred (he doesn't know about this yet)
Beccy>>>Daphne
woopwoop. and georgia shall ofcourse be .... Lara Croft.
Ok english now :)
Loves x
Sunday, 10 January 2010
outrage.
Still snowing... still doing coursework... still got to walk everywhere...
loving the snow though it really is beautiful :o)
college tomoro. the website says "all college sites are open tomorrow, however, we may not be able to hold any classes." well what is the point then? i am expecting to go into college, risking my life on the icy avalanche prone hills, do coursework and then go home. i would spend all day doing coursework at home anyway. le point?
me and emily did some more filming in the snow today :o) all the light bouncing off the snow and the rooftops and so on makes her look very pretty :) she always looks pretty anyway, if a bit short.
the very very lovely kate bentley is going back to australia on saturday :( she's having a lovely good bye meal with all the team, and i shall be there in spirit. its a bit weird actually because i had a dream the other night about all the gang going for a meal but they seemed very surprised that kate was there.... bizarre... we all ate lots of food and then went to see a show and walked across the stage, as you do and there was a park and pete was even more bouncy than usual but then isla came to wash my face and that woke me up :o)
my darling cousin daniel has just informed me that my blog has been blocked on his schools computers and added to a pornography list?!?!?! i for one, am outraged. How ridiculous? i challenge them to find anything even slightly pornographic within these pages. humph.
going to bed now :o) need to be bright eyed and bushy eyelashed for college in the morning :0)
night night x
loving the snow though it really is beautiful :o)
college tomoro. the website says "all college sites are open tomorrow, however, we may not be able to hold any classes." well what is the point then? i am expecting to go into college, risking my life on the icy avalanche prone hills, do coursework and then go home. i would spend all day doing coursework at home anyway. le point?
me and emily did some more filming in the snow today :o) all the light bouncing off the snow and the rooftops and so on makes her look very pretty :) she always looks pretty anyway, if a bit short.
the very very lovely kate bentley is going back to australia on saturday :( she's having a lovely good bye meal with all the team, and i shall be there in spirit. its a bit weird actually because i had a dream the other night about all the gang going for a meal but they seemed very surprised that kate was there.... bizarre... we all ate lots of food and then went to see a show and walked across the stage, as you do and there was a park and pete was even more bouncy than usual but then isla came to wash my face and that woke me up :o)
my darling cousin daniel has just informed me that my blog has been blocked on his schools computers and added to a pornography list?!?!?! i for one, am outraged. How ridiculous? i challenge them to find anything even slightly pornographic within these pages. humph.
going to bed now :o) need to be bright eyed and bushy eyelashed for college in the morning :0)
night night x
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
schneee
a very chilly hello to you my little snow men!
yes that's right. there is snow. actual snow. either that or God seriously needs to start using Head and Shoulders shampoo...
Today has been a very long day.2 thirds of the college were not in attendance due to icelandic conditions. I spent most of the day on one computer or another doing and then redoing everytime i moved to a new computer, my comms coursework. Windows Movie Maker is fantastic, WHEN IT WORKS. Even once I had skated home, me and em and joel and Isla did some filming. Easier than it looks :o) and ammusing too especially the bit where Isla attacks the Barbie doll :0)
had pie for tea. although it was only half a pie. The bottom half had no pastry and mum put an egg cup in the middle... ask delia...
No orchestra tomoro. sad face. but there is noooma study and then cinemamamamaa avec the Helen and the Tim. happy face. I still have Helen's deodorant so she must be getting a bit pong wiffy by now. I will have to spray her at arms length.
Robby rob rob wasn't in today because he couldn't be bothered to hack through all the bizzard to see me. slacker. Claire was there though so that was ok :) Yesterday the fire alarm went off when we were in music. The fire alarm has never gone off when I have been anywhere except in music. Bizarre.
I shall leave you with a snippet of my coursework. Something to ponder, you who are all beautiful and marvellous without plasticism and fakenosity.
With love x
yes that's right. there is snow. actual snow. either that or God seriously needs to start using Head and Shoulders shampoo...
Today has been a very long day.2 thirds of the college were not in attendance due to icelandic conditions. I spent most of the day on one computer or another doing and then redoing everytime i moved to a new computer, my comms coursework. Windows Movie Maker is fantastic, WHEN IT WORKS. Even once I had skated home, me and em and joel and Isla did some filming. Easier than it looks :o) and ammusing too especially the bit where Isla attacks the Barbie doll :0)
had pie for tea. although it was only half a pie. The bottom half had no pastry and mum put an egg cup in the middle... ask delia...
No orchestra tomoro. sad face. but there is noooma study and then cinemamamamaa avec the Helen and the Tim. happy face. I still have Helen's deodorant so she must be getting a bit pong wiffy by now. I will have to spray her at arms length.
Robby rob rob wasn't in today because he couldn't be bothered to hack through all the bizzard to see me. slacker. Claire was there though so that was ok :) Yesterday the fire alarm went off when we were in music. The fire alarm has never gone off when I have been anywhere except in music. Bizarre.
I shall leave you with a snippet of my coursework. Something to ponder, you who are all beautiful and marvellous without plasticism and fakenosity.
With love x
Saturday, 2 January 2010
the day i dropped the hoover.
ok so the situation is:
mum and dad are away for the weekend. it's their wedding aniversary.
emily's out.
malibu is in supply.
and
wait for it
i have coursework to do. yipee.
Had to vacuum clean the kids floor today at work, and as i had 45 mins to do so i thought i would clean absolutely everywhere. including the windows. so i did. and in the process dropped the hoover head down the gap between the glass. oh how me and megan laughed. it is amazing what becomes funny when you are that bored.
egan has an identical twin called bethany. I thought bethany was megan. and she wasn't. Confusing!
So as mutti and vati are away, we all cooked tea together. it was nice having some bonding time. I should perhaps at this point let you know that my contribution consisted of playing on the wiiii. I beat my wakeboarding record. oh yes.
lily's tooth just fell out and there is blood gushing everywhere and she is probably going to die.
anyway we had pasta and it was lovely. kyle was on carrot cutting up duty. they were, what i call, shapes of an irregular nature. He was also on drinks.
Kyle: "what do you want to drink?"
Lily: "dandelion and burdicock." later followed by...
Kyle: "Look at my weaseel!" I'll leave you to ponder that one.
Work tomoro. again. then college on monday :oD frreeeeedddoooooomm!!!!!
can't wait to see mufasa and robby rob rob and also have a panini.
oh oh oh sol has got himself a tatoo. not even joking. he wants to be a tiger. not even joking. he has tiger stripes all up his leg. not even joking.
sleep now. need to recover from the raves of last year.
x
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